Tuesday, June 15, 2010

Mekkah ep. 2!

HELLO READERS! (aww, if i really haf one. LOL)

dah lama xsambung cerita dkt Mekkah. so kne cut it short byk jugak la. hehe. dkt sana, if g mana mana kedai and if nk tawar harga confirm la saya orgnya yg ditugaskan utk tawar menawar ni. i dont know why but if i asked, they'll give d price i asked for. haha. lwak okay. tp rasa best jugak. their reason? aww simple, U R AN ARAB! FIRST CLASS. naa, thanks people. hehe.

lagi lawak when walid tgh tahan teksi, this one car (bukan teksi) berhenti and looked at me. dia suruh masuk. m scared ok. dahla td tgk org sengih la bagai. kami pun masuk and dia hntr la g Masjidil Haram. bila walid nk bayar, he said, FREE FREE. ITS OK. siap bg ctct number suruh call if nk g mana mana.*dan dia kalih, look at me and sengih* woshh, terima kasih lah ye.

TRAGEDY @ MEKKAH :-


24TH MAY 2010
, we were all getting ready to go back to Malaysia. so mesti la kena pegi clear passport, imigration n stuff. so as always, walid will go first followed by ifwat. ohh, why? naa, because walid & ifwat are MAHRAM. if diorg xjalan dlu, naknya pak arab imigration tu tnya sapa mahram nk panggil kot mnenya. so walid will tell them how many ppl are under him.

so bila walid dah clear, ifwat pun dah clear, saya ni pun dgn penuh smgtnya pegi la dkt pak arab imigration tu. serah la PASSPORT MALAYSIA dkt dia. dia renung passport tu and then dok ulang tgk my face and d passport. GILA CUAK OKAY. dok igt dlm hati matilaa apa plak ni. (sbb i always haf a prob with d autogate yg check passport pkai cap jari tu. HAHA. ntah la nape kan. cacat) so igt guna manual ni slmt habis la. ni dia dok renung lama gak. tgk passport, tgk muka.

and suddenly he asked, 'MALAYSIA?'
i answered, 'YES, MALAYSIA'
he laughed and said, 'NO, MAFI MALAYSIA, ARAB!' (tak, bkn org malaysia, org arab)
kd buat muka pelik and said, 'NOO ANA MALAYSIA!'
mamat imigration yg spttnya garang tu ckp blk, 'NO NO NO, ARAB!'

alaaa pakcik ni, org nk blk malaysia, xnak lepas ke? dlm hati dok igt, jgn la dia igt aku ni menyamar ke ape ke. pastu ntah kudrat angin ape yg dtg, i communicate with arab jgak dgn dia.

i said, 'ABI, ARAB. ANA LAMUTAKALLAM ARABI.' *sengih* (bapak saya arab, saya xbpe reti ckp arab)
si pak arab pun berkata, 'YAAAA, ARABII! *DGN PENUH KERIANGAN PAKCIK NI.*

and bila walid tgk ank dara dia dok tsangkut dgn pakcik arab sorg ni, dia pun dtg la rescue.

walid said, 'she is Malaysian. malaysian arab. i'm an arab. hehe.

pak arab pun seronok lalu sengih. dan saya pun usha la tgk passport saya, haaiii pak arab, xnk kasik blk ke? jenuh pnya dok berebut jd org arab la malaysia la. haha.

and waktu kami nk keluar, dia pun memandang lalu senyum. THANKS TO YOU PAK ARAB IMIGRATION. RASA MCM GENERASI HEBAT JUGAKK. hahaha! =D

THE END.

2 comments:

adilah rahman said...

sumpah kelakar kd!

Khodijah Shamsul said...

HAHAHA. gila hebat kan dilah. haha. =D

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